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i am a pathetic person

when people arent around and i say something witty, i high-five myself.
Apr 17 '14

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy)

Apr 17 '14

stratoc:

i think this represents the relationship between Disney and Dreamworks really well

(Source: malia-tale)

Apr 17 '14

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

Apr 17 '14
mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

mindpalce:

mindpalce:

huntereve18:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

mildly-intoxicated:

my favourite picture on tumblr ever

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD

Threety three

Fourty four

I have realized my mistake

Apr 14 '14

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

Apr 14 '14

(Source: frozen-note)

Apr 14 '14

ninja-turtles-fan-site:

Get your first glimpse at Master Splinter and a better view of Raphael.

Apr 13 '14
Apr 13 '14

(Source: cutesturbing)

Apr 13 '14

samandriel:

ftwin-chester:

Me and my friends when we’re out

This speaks to me on a deep and profound level

(Source: excepttheeyes)